2008 Hummer H2

You know, it won't always be this way. Temperatures won't remain this mild. The roads won't remain this open. And the CAFE (corporate average fuel economy) regulations won't always regard three-plus-ton off-roaders as commercial vehicles. Indeed, just because it's always been, don't assume that the era of bloated, excessive, hedonistically wasteful transportative devices will always be.

Scared yet? Hummer isn't. And, honestly, neither are we. But we all know that it won't always be this way. And so we cherish—while we have it—the over-the-top Hummer H2, which GM has just blessed with a much nicer interior and—oh yeah—even more power for 2008. Did someone say CAFE? Meet ya there! We love French food.